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John Farrell To Remain Manager Of Red Sox In 2016 - RealGM Wiretap
John Farrell Brad Evans Jersey , who recently completed his final course of chemotherapy after being diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma, will return as manager of the Boston Red Sox in 2016, the team announced Sunday. In addition, Torey Lovullo will return as bench coach. Lovullo agreed to a two-year extension in which he agreed to waive the right to pursue managerial openings with other teams. According to the statement, the 53-year-old Farrell has been given a "clean bill of health." Billingsley Insists Right Elbow Feels Fine - RealGM Wiretap Chad Billingsley said he's had no issues with his right elbow during the winter. With less than two weeks before the first pitchers-and-catchers workout, Billingsley said he feels "absolutely great." Billingsley is coming off a partially torn elbow ligament Blank Jersey , the kind that usually requires Tommy John surgery and a year off to rehab. However, he chose a conservative treatment with a pair of platelet-rich plasma injections and rest. Showalter Yankees Would Benefit From A Rods Ban - RealGM Wiretap The way manager Buck Showalter sees it, Alex Rodriguez's possible suspension would mean that the Yankees would end up with Orioles catcher Matt Wieters in two years, according to an ESPN report. If Rodriguez is suspended for all of next season, the Yankees would not have to pay his $25M salary for 2014. The unpaid money would not count against the luxury tax and revenue sharing, which would make it much easier for the Yankees to fall under Hal Steinbrenner's goal of a $189M payroll for 2014. 锘? What's so funny about growing old? Not a whole lot Andy Rose Jersey , according to the wisest man who ever lived. Here's what Solomon said about our "Golden Years:" Honor and enjoy your Creator while you're still young, Before the years take their toll and your vigor wanes, Before your vision dims and the world blurs And the winter years keep you close to the fire. In old age, your body no longer serves you so well. Muscles slacken, grip weakens, joints stiffen. The shades are pulled down on the world. You can't come and go at will. Things grind to a halt. The hum of the household fades away. You are wakened now by bird-song. Hikes to the mountains are a thing of the past. Even a stroll down the road has its terrors. Your hair turns apple-blossom white Andy Craven Jersey , Adorning a fragile and impotent matchstick body. Yes, you're well on your way to eternal rest, While your friends make plans for your funeral. Life, lovely while it lasts, is soon over. Life as we know it, precious and beautiful Andres Correa Jersey , ends. The body is put back in the same ground it came from. The spirit returns to God, who first breathed it. Ecclesiastes 12:1-7 (The Message) Old King Solomon said it all, didn't he? Sure, aches and pains aren't much fun. Getting wrinkles along with a bigger belly (or butt) isn't much of a laugh either. And say, those mirrors are getting downright vicious! Tell me, do you make a shopping list because you know you can't trust your memory Andreas Ivanschitz Jersey , and then go off and forget the list? Yep, been there and done that. So my fellow maturing baby boomers, other than joining the vampires in avoiding mirrors and taping our grocery list to our wrist, how can we best cope with the aging dilemma? I say quotable quotes! That's right; let's turn to the most humorous quotes we can find on aging and see if that doesn't help ease the burden of seeing too way too many candles glaring at us on the birthday cake. Here's the cream of the crop -- or at least the best I have been able to dig up: "You can only be young once. But you can always be immature." Dave Barry (1947-) American humorist "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." Lucille Ball (1911-1989) American actress "If you want to recapture your youth Aaron Kovar Jersey , just cut off his allowance." Al Bernstein American writer and actor "There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience." Jacob Morton Braude (1896-1970) American writer, author "By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it." George Burns (1896-1996) American comedian and actor "I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it." George Burns "If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred." George Burns "Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere." George Burns "Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read." George Burns "No man knows he is young while he is young." G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936) English writer "Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives." Maurice Chevalier (1888-1972) French actor and singer "He is so old that his blood type was discontinued." Bill Dana (1924- ) American comedian, actor and screenwriter "I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table." Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004) American comedian and actor "The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it." Doris Day (1924- ) American actress, singer "One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young." Dorothy Canfield Fisher (1879-1958) American author "I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my na. |
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